But let's stop harping on all these past problems, because - thank goodness - Putin flew away on board a washing machine-chip-powered – or rather, operated – spacecraft.
Rumor has it that one of the most, if not the most important component of the spacecraft is a spare part taken from the old, Soviet-styled "raketa" vacuum cleaners that were popular the 60s and 70s. This has not yet been confirmed by SIS, so we don't know which part it is, but it is not a coincidence that the vacuum cleaner's name shows an eerie similarity to the word "rocket."
Now, EU leaders are considering going after him and catching him, but the coffers are empty. And only a few countries can fly in space, like Russia and China, among others. And because these are underdeveloped, they will now have a problem in Brussels about who to turn to. Ukraine is a key player in the propellant business, because the country now has more rockets than washing machines. Just ask Mr Zelensky to return what he has not yet sold on the black market, and that would provide enough ammo for Brussels to propel its first spacecraft. And once that happens all we need is a yellow-blue - or blue-yellow - uniform, and Commander McLane is ready to go.
And for those of you who do not remember who McLane is, here's a video that takes you back to the future:
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