The only way for the lazy and talentless to win is to proclaim weakness as a virtue. This thesis was masterfully demonstrated by EU Home Affairs Commissioner Ylva Johansson, a Swedish Social Democrat, when she explained to us the other day that the only way to fight migrant smuggling is for us to continue to build legal migration routes and for member states to think about a system of redistribution of refugees. She continued by saying that the deaths on the Mediterranean Sea should be a reminder that the EU's priority must be to save lives,
In translation from Swedish, we should take the livelihood of migrant smugglers by becoming human smugglers ourselves. So we will be doing precisely what they have been doing , but if we jointly pass a new European law or two, we'll be the good guys and not the bad guys. Also, if too many people climb into our house through the window, then unhinge and remove the door: if there is no door, then no crime committed. They trash our home, they loot, they occupy, but hey, no one fell out of the window while breaking in, so we have saved lives! Where have we seen this Lysenkoist logic before? It's so familiar. Oh, yes! In the debate on drug legalization in the United States. There, too, an intellectual titan of Ylva Johansson's calibre figured out how to make it near impossible for [illegal] drug dealers to deal. As the gentle reader will have guessed, the point of the subsequent proposal was to legalise not only the consumption of drugs, but also their distribution and even their production. Brilliant! Initiatives such as this reawaken one's faith in progress.
The NGOs behind the initiative with the "experts" in their pockets proceeded to explain to everyone that this way the money that is saved on not needing law enforcement in this area and on not having to incarcerate and feed all the thousands of misunderstood drug dealers languishing in prisons will be spent on health care, social programmes and on their secret weapon, awareness-raising campaigns. And in a flash, there will not be a single drug user here.